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purpledragon
11-01-2010, 08:21 PM
Setting up a printer for sublimation printing
1. Un pack your lovely new printer unwrap the bits take off all the tape, then realise that £500 quid gets you printer and ink but not a poxy £5 usb lead
2. Pretend to flick through instructions you know it all anyway chuck manual in bin
3. Set printer up print out a mug of your favourite pet with his name on it
4. Throw mug of blurry green favourite pet with backwards pet away deep breathe retrieve manual from the bin wipe off spaghetti sauce and read how to install printer
5. Print mug of favourite pet with name
6. Throw green pet mug away didn’t like its name anyway do nozzle check
7. Clean heads redo nozel check
8. Try to explain to the printer that you know they are not genuine cartridges please will you accept them swear under breathe pour glass of scotch
9. Check sawgrass site for solution another head clean print nozzle check swear some more pour another scotch
10. Unplug printer switch back on nozzle check pour another scotch kick the dog
11. Try to catch printer by surprise another nozzle check pour scotch call the dog kick him again
12. Plead with printer nozzle check wheres that damn dog gone kick dog
13. Nozzle check scotch trat dog bite with antiseptic go to bed
14. Wake up in morning everything works dogs left home scotch ran out and wife left you now you can print mugs

bms
11-01-2010, 08:23 PM
lol :D