I had a letter in the post today. It appeared to be a handwritten envelope, with a newspaper cutting inside and a post-it note along the lines of "Saw this and thought of you. J."
It was actually a fake "newspaper cutting", banging on about some marketing guru, of the ilk pushed by Kevin and his pals, designed to get you along to some event and be bamboozled for hours until you part with your cash on the premise of being let into some great marketing "secret" that will make you rich....GUARANTEED!!
Good effort I thought, but not good enough... ;)