just got off the phone and thought i would share, tbh - not sure whether to laugh or cry
argggghhhhh, call doctors, phoning for the results of me knee xray -
Doctors:results take 10-14 working days
me:yes i know thats why ive left it 14 days before calling.
Doctors:it says here, a doctor must call you to discuss them
me:ok can you get a doctor to call me
Doctors:no you have to do that
me: ok can you please get a doctor to call me
Doctors: what's i regarding
me: your joking right? its about the x-ray results
Doctors: yes but you can only talk to them about that
me: ok, but when will they call
Doctors: depends on which doctor calls you
me: ok,
SILENCE
Doctors: tutting - well unless you tell me which doctor, i cant make the appointment
me: oh i see, thank you for explaining, how about the Doctor that sent me for the x-ray
Doctors: well Dr Ali cannot call you for 10 days he is on holiday
me: ok any Dr other than Dr Ali would be good
Doctors: ok Dr Hockney can call you tomorrow
me: great what time
Doctors: oh we cannot give a time, they just call you
me: so i have to wait all day by the phone for the call
Doctors: yes