DSF

Who wants to be a Millionaire

Chris Tarrant says to Paddy;
"For £32,000, what was the name of the great train robber?

Was it

A Ronnie Barker
B Ronnie Biggs
C Ronnie 'O Sullivan
or
D Ronnie Scott

Paddy says;
"Well, I've had a good day Chris, I think I'll take the money".

Later on, amazed, Paddy's mate says to him;
"But Paddy, that last question was simple".

Paddy replies;
"I might have been rich, but I'm no f'kin grass"

The Magic Touch's Price list

Best joke ever!

Phil

You can't win. I thought i'd help out in the Salvation Army soup kitchen for the eve.
They got al shi*** with me at the end of the night.
All I said was "come on folks, hurry up, some of us have got homes to go to"