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how to spot personalised sub phone case seller.

burnt fingers
cuticles of fingers all red and peeling with stuffing to many jiffy bags with phone cases
permanent frown on there forehead
bald patch from tearing hair out and swearing at cases
says the same phrase "awe for ......... sake" with every phone case/print that doesn't come out right
constantly hyper with the copious amount of coffee one drinks in 12 hr period to keep up with demand
chesty wheeze and feeling high from inhaling to many print fumes
person is minted - as one has swear box - and its over full

i just love this business ..


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Will always be seen drinking from a mug that is either faded, upside down, brown instead of black or some other defect that means it can not be sold.

sooooo true simon lol - using one just now lol

Has pictures of other peoples kids printed in reverse on acrylic blocks because they reckon this justifies keeping the cock up prints!

screams when someone picks up the wrong a3 paper and draws with crayons on it.

lmao I am the same as Simon.. has a cupboard of cocked up prints that are just not perfect enough to go out.. but great sellers to all my company that arrives for a cuppa !!

Oooo and the burnt knuckles from the clam press when I do hoodies !!

And another one...

Seems to have A LOT of "friends" who "NEED" a personalised product cheap...

Just had someone who I vaguely know email me, my favourite bit was "can I pop round Saturday as that is my day off" I really want to email back with a barrage of abuse about when they think I get a day off?

Rant over

I don't give them abuse, but do point out that I am busy and that I will also be busy on Saturday/Sunday and could they kindly come during the week.

I have had them phone up a 22.00hrs and they have been told that I am closed for the day, come back at 09.00hrs!

When out and about picks up mugs / t-shirts / caps/ etc from big name companies, tuts at the poor quality, sighs at the high price, then cries when some monkey from Joe public picks it and says "look it's only ££££"

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