what xmas surprises have you had ?

[mrs maggot]

Just opened a box of stock i had ordered, and a long with the mugs, i had ordred a sample of a new keyring - there was a big box with "sample" on it when i opened it it contained a sugar, tea and coffee canister !!!!

i called the company and we had quite a laugh, he said it was a case of his brain typing the conversation he was having onto the order he was doing for me

[Ian M]

That is brilliant & I love it.

My best surprise was one New Years Eve when I went out with a friend of mine whose gay & all his gay friends. I have to say it was one of the best nights out I have veer had as they all just know how to really party hard. On our way home my mate David bumped into two girls who he knew & they were dressed as shall we say naughty nurses. We wished them a Happy New Year as it was now around 3am New Years Day morning. David then asked what their New Year Resolutions were & they both said 'to make gay men straight' at which point we were both dragged off by each of them into seperate dark corners. I won't go into too much detal about what happend to me suffice to say the girl who had dragged me off was wearing fluffy green lingerie with very little material. After quite some time the four of us met back up & the girl David had been with said 'well, are you cured now?' to which he said 'sorry, but no'. The girl who had dragged me off also asked if I was cured & I said 'I was never ill love, it's my mate who is gay I'm straight'. The look on her face was just amazing & she was still ranting as they went their seperate ways.

Ian

[Paul]

That is brilliant & I love it.

My best surprise was one New Years Eve when I went out with a friend of mine whose gay & all his gay friends. I have to say it was one of the best nights out I have veer had as they all just know how to really party hard. On our way home my mate David bumped into two girls who he knew & they were dressed as shall we say naughty nurses. We wished them a Happy New Year as it was now around 3am New Years Day morning. David then asked what their New Year Resolutions were & they both said 'to make gay men straight' at which point we were both dragged off by each of them into seperate dark corners. I won't go into too much detal about what happend to me suffice to say the girl who had dragged me off was wearing fluffy green lingerie with very little material. After quite some time the four of us met back up & the girl David had been with said 'well, are you cured now?' to which he said 'sorry, but no'. The girl who had dragged me off also asked if I was cured & I said 'I was never ill love, it's my mate who is gay I'm straight'. The look on her face was just amazing & she was still ranting as they went their seperate ways.

Ian

you evil *****

[mrs maggot]

thats brilliant

[fredster]

thats the advantage of having gay mates ....happened a few times to myself... lol

[Ian M]

Oh happy days